
Hi I'm
SUG'S trusty side kick "Red". Or is
SUG MY SIDE KICK? Some people refer to me as a cannon, but I'm really a telescope(photon collector) with a very colorful history. I feel really good today because
SUG gave me some new bushings on my rocker box(seen in the pic along with my tubular body and plumbing piece
focuser) so now I can glide and stick to the fun celestial objects he shows his visitors. I live to(along with
SUG) gather photons and disperse them in peoples eyeballs! It is so much fun to hear the laughter and joy of their discoveries. I am kinda old fashioned (like
SUG) and not very fancy(also like
SUG). My optics are a bit
temperamental(like
SUG) to line up with my old push/pull wood mirror cell and thick metal secondary holder. And my
focuser unit is a work of art(not like
SUG) - a metal draw tube mounted in a plastic plumbing piece with a plastic washer. I have a thick cardboard body and my mount is a
particle board box held together with bolts and glue! I can eat photons all the time and never gain any weight while
SUG has to watch what he eats so he can graze and feed his high metabolic rate throughout the day. People ask me all the time if I take pictures? - yes and I would be glad to
pose for you - do I automatically track the sky?- yes, but only if you move me - was I expensive? - yes, but only if you had no money - do I see aliens/
UFO's? - no, never do but there's a first time for everything - what happens if you look at the sun? - I get get really hot and uncomfortable and so will you. I live in
SUG's garage along with his other telescopes and in the back of his SUV. I love to get taken out except when other seasoned astronomers make fun of me and people tug and grab me without
SUG's permission and I get knocked over by kids out of control or drunk folks!
SUG and I have shared so many fun moments together by
ourselves and with others. We love doing open/globular cluster surveys together - and yes outreach!
SUG and I are a perfect match, simple without pretense, built to go the
distance, and we love the universe.
Have
SUG tell you about my really hi-tech orange plastic milk crate he places me on - I'm fancy!